how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

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via jamesbuckybuchanan (originally communified)


iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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